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Jerry Seinfeld's 5 Tips On Social Media Etiquette

Jerry Seinfeld is offering some tips on social media etiquette in the latest issue of Wired.

"Since I'm a cutting edge technology guy, I get asked a lot of technical questions," the 60-year-old comedian said sarcastically in a video for Wired. "So, I'm going to answer a few of them now."

<p style="padding-left: 30px;">1. Fan Question: "I think my neighbor is feeding my cat. Is it cool to use a drone to spy on him?"

<p style="padding-left: 60px;">Jerry's Answer: "What's wrong with someone feeding your cat? They're doing you a favor, leave them alone."

<p style="padding-left: 30px;">2. Q: "If someone posts about a death in their family, is it appropriate to 'like' the post?"

<p style="padding-left: 60px;">A: "Yes, death is not 100% bad <span>-</span> we need the room."

<p style="padding-left: 30px;">3. Q: "Is it okay to video a concert with my iPad?"

<p style="padding-left: 60px;">A: "Sure, sure go ahead. So you won't enjoy the concert and you won't enjoy the video, you will have negated everything."

<p style="padding-left: 30px;">4. Q: "Our human resources director just posted a nude photo of herself on Facebook. Is it okay to like it?"

<p style="padding-left: 60px;">A: <span>"I've never had a job, not interested."</span>

<p style="padding-left: 30px;">5. Q: <span> "Is it hazardous to tweet on Ambien?"</span>

<p style="padding-left: 60px;">A: <span>"I don't think so, I don't think there's anything that can go wrong with a tweet. I think it's interesting we invented tweeting because we so admired birds, we thought, 'Oh my god we gotta be doing this </span><span>-</span><span> we also must drop an annoying series of small daily turds on the earth!'"</span>

To read more social media etiquette tips from Wired, click here.

Watch more of Seinfeld's answers below in the full, funny video:

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