Indians notebook: What's wrong with ‘Pronk'?

He is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.

Ask Indians Manager Eric Wedge why Travis Hafner isn't hitting, and the answers take "vague" to a new level. Ask Hafner why he's not hitting, and the answers are similarly nebulous. This much is certain, however -- something is not right with the man named "Pronk."