Noah Blundo: Let's make a deal: Will it be Lever No. 1 or No. 2?

A troubling and common problem faced every day in America and many other countries by people of all walks of life - even the moonwalk - is that nagging, inadequate feeling we all get when we realize that our toilets have only one flush handle.

So I think the reading public will be overjoyed, or at the very least ordinarily joyed, to learn of the latest development in booming and innovative Toilet Technology Industry: the Twoflush.