Paul Ladewski: Wolves owner a better fit for Cubs than Cuban

Sure quickens the pulse to hear that wannabe Cubs owner Mark Cuban will be Dancing with the Stars next season. How nice. While his next team is in the thick of a division crawl, the Dallas Mavericks honcho can prepare for Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown, Helio Castroneves, Marie Osmond and the rest of the competition.

Now tell me, Cubs fans, is that the billionaire you want to own your ballclub for years to come?