Mike Nadel: Yeah, like you've never crashed your Lamborghini!

Before you look askance at Bears linebacker Lance Briggs for his vehicular mishap, remember that similar unlucky breaks can befall any of us.

Why, remember the time you left your bible-study group at midnight, popped into the children's hospital for an impromptu do-gooder visit, and then sipped lemonade with the rest of your late-late-night Scrabble club? Remember how you yawned, thanked everybody for the lovely evening, climbed into your 2007 Lamborghini Murcielago Roadster LP640 and left?