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The Daily Register - Harrisburg, IL
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By Shayne LooperMore Content NowA man asked God how long a million years was to him. God replied, "It's just like a single second of your time, my child." So the man asked, "And what about a million dollars?" The Lord replied, "To me, it is just like a single penny." So the man mustered his courage and said, "Well, Lord, could you spare me just one of your pennies?" And God said, "Certainly, my child; just a second."

Updated at 8:52 AM

Stocks are pushing further into record territory as the Dow Jones industrial average tops 18,000 points for the first time.

Updated at 8:49 AM

By Laura Firszt, Networx

Updated at 8:47 AM

Two cops rush to the scene. "This sounds like a gun battle — over there!" one calls to his partner. They see the suspects: two little boys, wielding rifles. The police officers do not shoot.

Updated at 8:10 AM

Key North Korean websites were back online Tuesday after a nearly 10-hour shutdown that followed a U.S. vow to respond to a crippling cyberattack on Sony Pictures that Washington blames on Pyongyang.

Posted at 8:00 AM

With Obama leaving office soon, who does 2014 think the next president will be? This is a list of Republicans and Democrats that have used 2014 to put them on the political map to be the next POTUS.

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